Director
James Farina
DIRECTOR
Writer
Simon Golding
WRITER
Stars (in credits order)
Ewen MacIntosh
Augustyn (Mad Scientist)
Lucy Drive
Ella
Bruce Jones
Marlin
Vicki Michelle
Cali
Nicola Stapleton
Baroness Compton-Marsh
Bobby Ball
Self
Alex Reid
Boyfriend
Valerie Leon
Tara
Françoise Pascal
Maitre d'
Daniel Peacock
Conrad Styles
Melanie Sykes
Darren Day
Chauffeur
Monique Newhouse
Mary
Lisa Sampson
Hoopy Loopy
Christian Hook
Jimmy Bullard
Marcus Bentley
Narrator
Billy Pearce
Louise Michelle
Bella Styles (interviewer)
Billy
Sunny Andre
Shelly Stevens
Charlize Hyams
Scarlett
Sasha Bayer
Dream Girl
Helen Lederer
Miss Noble
Sherrie Hewson
Lady Garson
Francine Lewis
Madison
Joe Egan
Suspect in cinema
David Wilson
Sir Locke Holmes
Rebecca Brook
Candice
Gillian McKeith
Ruby
Tony Banham
The Block
Chloe-Jasmine Whichello
Norma Desmond
Mike Yapp
Doorman
Manveer Sohal
Nick
Patricia Ryder
Kara
Alan Philpott
Waiter
Kerry Rousell
Alle
Pebbles
Pebbles the tortoise
Sean Horgan
Ethan
Scarlett Quinn
Lexa
Grace Bailey
Restaurant customer
Adam Giblin
Kevin
Dave Blackhurst
Awkward customer
James Frizzell
Jim the Barman
