Director
Crispian Mills
DIRECTOR
Chris Hopewell
Writer
WRITER
Stars (in credits order)
Simon Pegg
Jack
Paul Freeman
Dr. Friedkin
Amara Karan
Sangeet
Clare Higgins
Clair De Grunwald
Alan Drake
Perkins
Kiran Shah
Small Man in Duvet
Jack Jaikol Situn
Vietnamese Newspaper Man
Michael Feast
Maitre D'
Henry Bowers-Broadbent
Moustached Waiter
Mo Idriss
Disgruntled Diner
Doug Tulloch
Lead Head
Elliot Greene
Biggie
Josh Warner-Campbell
Taggz
Harley Kierans
Tiny
Kamal Onyiukah
Noodles
Millie Hagland
Duck
Pamela Cundell
Irene
Baxter Westby
Birthday Boy
Teresa Churcher
Liza Friedkin
Karan Plah
Birthday Boy's Friend
Bernard Cribbins
The Voicevoice
Don McCulloch
Hendon Ogre
Golda John
Bashful African Lady
Tuyet Le
Launderette Warden
Tamzin Griffin
Caligula
Jane Stanness
Sheena the Punk Rocker
Jacqueline Chan
Launderette Grande Dame
Simon Kunz
Police Sergeant Smythe
Henry Lloyd-Hughes
PC Taser
Anna Madeley
WPC Taser
Jay Taylor
Beat Cops Filmmaker
Zaak Conway
Young Jack
Mara Ashton
Jack's Mum
Charlie Covell
Holby the Paramedic
Johnny Alston
Young Perkins
Lieve Carchon
Grandma Perkins
Gary Golding
Hedgehog Entertainer
Alice Orr-Ewing
Livinia
Keshava Mills
Captivated Child
Kerry Shale
Harvey Humphries
Bhanu Alley
Bandaged Manuncredited
Fabio Vollono
Restaurant Patronuncredited
