Director
Aaron Sandler
DIRECTOR
Eric Michael Schrader
Writer
WRITER
Stars (in credits order)
Royce
Riyad Lahnin
Raekwon
Lindsey Pearsall
Slampig
Thomas Edward Seymour
Dick Lawyer
Christopher Husta
Seppy
Emily Amato
Cheryl
Phil Hall
Principal Collins
Linda Morgan
Mrs. Collins
Jason Kulas
Kevin
Logan Muckle
Lunch Money Kid
Thomas Dacey
Cripple
Matthew L. Imparato
Dom DeMatteo
Jeff Moffitt
DeMatteo Family
Darrin Biss
Robert Nesi
Maryssa Smith
Pookie
Detective Scrodom
Stephen Frank White
Detective Harolds
David Gere
Anchor Trent Dorfman
Wendy Olafson
Anchor Wendy Wildman
Andrea Czentnar
Busty Chestington
Mike Dematteo
Stupid Bum
John Gorham
The Chief
Michael J. Citak
Uniformed Officer
Jaki Valensi-Lauper
Mrs. Meatrock
Neal Thomassen
AA Sponsor
Jamie Arabolos
Mayor's Wife
Paul Braccioforte
Mr. Rolf
Leo Petry
The Mayor
Joel Vetsch
Shadow Room Extra
