A fully naked blond haired woman with big breasts can be seen for about 5 seconds.

A woman (who's clearly an nymphomaniac) tells a girl that she has a clit as thick as her thumb.

nude female bare butt

A girl changes her clothes because she was vomited on. Her bra and panties are shown.

A boy and girl kiss.

A man and woman are shown having sex. Lots of thrusting and moaning, no nudity.

A woman talks in graphic detail about sex, including lesbian and anal sex.

A man talks in graphic detail about sex, including his inverted penis.

A vampire bites a man and his teeth get stuck, played for laughs.

A vampire gets impaled with a mop.

A man tears a vampires arm off and beats him with it.

A man forces a vacuum cleaner up on a vampires rear end and puts it on reverse, the vampire explodes offscreen.

A vampire gets stabbed in his cheek, more comical then gory.

A woman attacks a vampire with a fan which shreds the vampires face.

A girl uses a stake to stab a vampire over and over.

A girl bashes her fist through the head of a vampire.

A vampire has his heart ripped out.

Constant of vampire related violence. Lots and lots of blood. Some of the vampires' limbs are torn off.

Constant strong language, mostly the "f" and "s" words.

Some other crass language like "cunt" and "twat".

Lots of religious epithets.

Lots of strong sexual dialogue with many slang terms.

One clip (which is meant to be humoristic) shows a man and a table filled with beer bottles.

Some cigarette smoking.

Some drinking.

Everything in this movie, the violence, the bloodshed and the explicit sexually charged remarks are all meant to be comical. It never gets really intense.