Harold showers, but we don't see anything below the torso. However, Kumar, who's seated on the toilet, comments on Harold's "nice pubes." We later see Harold shirtless.

About a movie he's watching on the plane, Kumar tells Harold, "This chick is giving me such a boner." Moments later, while Harold is urinating in bathroom, Kumar joins him and puts his hand down inside the front of his own pants. Harold adamantly tells Kumar the latter is not joining the mile high club, but Kumar is just retrieving his bong.

About having an inbred son, a hunter says he and his wife are siblings, but that doesn't prevent them "from getting it on."

Kumar jokes that there are probably at least two uncircumcised "d*cks" dangling in front of Maria's face, and then he then makes all sorts of exaggerated female to male oral sex gestures and sounds.

In a forced confession of sorts, Kumar says that he put Harold's toothbrush down into his pants and on his "d*ck."

Neil talks about his past love who had nipples like Hershey Kisses that he wanted to suck on all night long. He says that when he now sees such candy, his "balls" get wet, but he adds that he likes having hot sex with random tramps.

We see an old photo of Vanessa and Kumar, with her holding up large melons (or something similar) in front of her clothed chest, and him doing a mock, near licking of them.

Kumar wears a t-shirt showing the silhouette of a woman (crisscrossed with parts of the Confederate flag) who's on all fours, with the wording saying "Confederate Style."

A man says that he rubbed another man's toothbrush on his pubic hair.

In one scene there is a bottomless party. We see a close up of a woman's butt and pubic hair strip (no vulva shown) and then about 20 other women who are also naked from the waist down with their butt shown. Their genitals are covered by pubic hair and obscured by lighting, mostly in background shots. The scene is played for humor, and lasts about 3 and a half minutes.

A man gets out of a pool bottomless. The tip of his penis is clearly shown amongst his large, bushy amount of wet pubic hair. The shot of it is held a couple of seconds longer in the Unrated version.

A few women are seen topless throughout the movie.

A dream threesome sex scene with Kumar, Vanessa, and a giant bag of marijuana. Vanessa(in a bra and underwear) puts her hand in the bag's "vagina". She then puts a glove on, makes a fist, and inserts the fist in the giant bag's "rectum".

At a sex trafficking house, two women are shown topless kissing. (In the unrated version, Kumar masturbates --under a sheet) while watching them. We see a woman's bare butt in a thong with the initials NPH burned into it.

Kumar packs a porno magazine that has vagina in the title and a partially nude woman on the cover, but we then see him masturbating with that (hand movement under the covers, followed by ejaculate hitting his face).

Harold and Kumar are nearly forced to perform oral sex known as the Cockmeat Sandwich on Big Bob. The guard has his pants down, and you can see his bare butt. A second prison guard receives oral sex from two other prison inmates, one of whom bites the guard's member off-screen; we can hear a crunching sound and cries of pain. The duo then defeats two guards. This gives Harold and Kumar enough time to escape the cell.

An actress in the bordello scene has such oversized breast implants that each breast is literally larger than her head. They are barely, barely covered by her string bikini top. They are prosthetic or the result of a CGI effect.

A male character masturbates (not directly shown, but the act is completely obvious) to orgasm. In the unrated version, he ejaculates copiously onto a TV screen--we see the 'sperm' squirting all over but the masturbation that causes this is not shown directly.

Kumar tries to light a homemade bong on a plane, but passengers see that and think it's a bomb. That results in an air marshal tackling Kumar, with the bong flying through the air and breaking on the floor, causing everyone to panic (thinking it's poisonous gas). The marshal holds a handgun to Kumar's head, followed by another marshal tackling Harold and then holding a gun on him as well.

After apparently biting a guard's penis (during forced oral sex), terrorists hit that man and other guards before escaping. When one tries to scale a fence, he ends up in the barbwire and is apparently electrocuted to death (played for laughs).

We see two knocked out Klansmen (from Harold & Kumar hitting them -- not seen). A Klansman trips and falls with a torch, setting his robe on fire.

A man punches another man in the face and stomach (he lies on the floor unconscious). A man punches another man in the stomach. A man knees another man in the crotch. A man slaps himself in the face.

Three men fall out of a plane, two men glide down with a parachute, crash through the roof of a house and the third falls out of sight (presumably dead).

A man threatens to cut a man's genitals off.

A man threatens to kill two men. A man threatens a man in several scenes.

A man argues with airport security and accuses them of racial profiling when they select him for a random drug and weapons' search.

A woman looks at a man and imagines him as a terrorist threatening to make a plane crash.

A man holds up a picture of a little girl and asks another man if he wants to see her get raped and murdered, and then throws the picture against the wall. While questioning two men a man throws a glass against the wall and pounds on a table.

Two men run when they see several other men approaching their car while carrying crowbars.

A man pushes his way into an airplane bathroom while another man is using it.

A man accidentally backs his car into a fire hydrant, and it sprays water everywhere.

An inebriated driver swerves, saying that he saw a unicorn in the road.

A woman falls when her shoe's heel breaks.

People talk about violent acts they have perpetrated against a minority.

A man talks about a woman putting used tampons in a professor's purse.

A man tears out a page from a book, puts it in the back of his pants and pulls it out smeared with feces.

A man urinates on the heads and faces of two men who are hiding.

A man flatulates and defecates in a bathroom where another man is showering (we hear the noises and the man moaning).

Something slimy pours out of a man's shoe. A goat defecates on a pillow in a jail cell.

We see a child with strange hands, a single eye in the middle of his forehead and a beak-like mouth.

A deer walks up to Harold and Kumar and they begin petting it. Suddenly, the deer is shot with a rifle and blood splashes all over the characters. Raymus, the man who shot the deer, walks over to the deer and stabs it with a knife causing a little bit of blood to squirt out.

Neil Patrick Harris tries to escape a situation he got himself into. As he is running away he is shot several times by a shotgun. Blood sprays from the wounds and blood squirts out of his mouth.

Two men are forced by a prison guard to perform oral sex on him: the guard drops his pants, the two men kneel down in front of him and we hear slurping; two other men kneel down in front of a man who also tells them, in crude terms, to perform oral sex on him, and there is a diversion before they actually do so.

There are several scenes of physical violence such as punching, kicking, etc.

Harold sarcastically asks Kumar , "Are you re***ded?", when he finds out the latter bought weed on an airplane? Spoken as an insult.

A man says that a man has weird eyes (he's Korean).

In the theatrical version: The F-word is used no less than 131 times; the S-word is used at least 68 times; the N-word is used at least ten times. There is quite a lot of talk about sex, always in vulgar terms. Sometimes anatomical slang is used as insults. Religious profanity is used a lot. Occasionally, other racial slurs along with "fags" and "queer" are used.

This movie is a stoner comedy; many people smoke marijuana in many situations throughout the movie. They smoke marijuana in very unusual situations. They smoke marijuana that has been laced with cocaine. One even smokes marijuana in conjunction with liquor, beer, and mushrooms while driving a car. One eats mushrooms to avoid being caught with them. A man recommends chopping up and snorting Zoloft to relieve anxiety.

MA15+ ( Strong Sexual References, Nudity, Crude Humour, Frequent Coarse Language, Drug use & Infrequent Strong Violence )

The main characters accidentally go to a KKK rally in the woods-- giant burning cross. Grand Imperial Wizard, and all. One of the Klan members catches on fire.

A deer walks up to Harold and Kumar and they begin petting it. Suddenly, BLAM! the deer is shot dead with a rifle and blood splashes all over the characters. Raymus, the man who shot the deer, walks over to the deer and stabs it (in order to gut it) with a knife causing a little bit of blood to squirt out.