A chimpanzee turns on a television and there is a beauty pageant on with an assortment of women wearing nothing but bras and bikinis.

"why don't you take that pencil out of your pants and write it down..."

Cooper and Ed are seen peeing in the toilet.

neighboor girl asks Cooper if he is gay.

Cooper and neighboor slow dance and kiss

Ed uses the bathroom and needs air freshener, and farts in bed.

ed shoots icecream out of his nose.

ed and neighboor girl burp and fart

Cooper kicks a bad guy in the crotch

"Shut the hell up" and "Pain in the ass"

"Dammit" "Jesus" "Shit"

"hell"

"oh crap" "shut the hell up"

managers drink a beer and smoke a cigar.

players meet and drink in a bar.

Cooper tries to drive drunk, Ed stops him, Cooper falls over drunk, and Ed drives.

players are hung over, coach hands out alkaseltzers.

Ed gets taken in a cage because he is sold/traded

Cooper finds ed in a cage and fights the bad guys.