There is no sex and nudity, but whatsoever there are a few passionate kisses.

All of the "violence" in the movie is very mild and humorous in nature. No graphic or intense violence whatsoever, the violence is so humorous that I wouldn't even call it "violence".

Some mild profanity:

At least two uses of shit, one use of goddamn, one use of damn, one use of hell, and one use of asshole.

No f-words. In one scene it sounds like Madonna says the f-word, but I don't think that's what she actually says.

Madonna's character smokes cigarettes.

Three of the main characters drink alcohol (moderately) in one scene.

No drug use or drug references (that I can remember).

None. This is a comedy movie.