Director
Joseph Aniska
DIRECTOR
Larry Traiger
Writer
WRITER
Stars (in credits order)
Ronald Slayback
Douglas Rizzo Johnson
Trevor Jones
Raul S. Julia
Harry
Elizabeth Ruf
Viola
Eileen Paulino
Flo
Kathy Richter
Marie Guvment
Charles Colter
Marco
Wade Mylius
Ray The Landlord
Anthony Broy
Warehouse Janitor
Frank L. Messina
Campaign Manager
Carson Grant
Bus Stop Vagrant
Nik Taneris
Soup Kitchen Worker
Jeremy Xtravaganza
Tobin 'The Edible Incredible'
J. Crickets
Tonto 'The Balletic Bronco'
Elgin Giles
Billy 'The Bottom'
Neptune Luciano
'Tip Top' Timmy
Andre White
Jack 'Swallow Me Timber'
Marcus Palma
B.
Roman Anthony
Yo
Evan Green
'Eat Shit' Eddy
LeAnne Russell
Jane
Carolina Mesarina
Amy Why'dyadoittome
Venus
Twin #1
Lizzy
Twin #2
Robert Walker
Knife Class Teacher
Sarah Schultz
Knife Class Student
Mikayla Savuto
Maria Pietranera
Kate O'Brien
Emily Brock
Adrienne Joyce
Jennette Nelligan
Nate Steinwachs
Don (Theatre Scenes)
Warren Traiger
Marie's Husband
Brian Costantino
Mikey (Policeman)
Nicky Julius
Albert (Policeman)
Jon Douglas Rainey
Ernie (Policeman)
Flippe Kikee
Woman On The Street
Marlon Harrison
Organic Produce Farmer
Office Managervoice
Joe Hardy Wiley
The Narrator
The Maltese Tulip
The Narrator's Maltese
