The Onion (2007) | All episodes

In the Know: Should Adults Be Allowed to Bring Kids to R-Rated Movies Where We Masturbate?

Release Date: Jul 19, 2011

Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa's Feelings?

Release Date: Apr 14, 2008

Man Didn't Expect Sex with Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling

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Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish

Release Date: Mar 24, 2011

America's Waitresses: Are They Hitting on You?

Release Date: May 20, 2011

Markets in Turmoil as Price of Money Skyrockets to $90 a Dollar

Release Date: Jun 24, 2013

Horrifying Planet: How to Destroy It

Release Date: Oct 10, 2012

America's Best: America's Spookiest Ghost Costumes

Release Date: Jan 22, 2013

Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked

Release Date: Oct 25, 2012

How to Get a Guy to Notice You While You're Having Sex with Him

Release Date: Apr 12, 2011

CIA Apologizes for Accidentally Overthrowing Costa Rican Government

Release Date: Sep 9, 2010

Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed by Lars van Trier

Release Date: Jan 1, 2010

Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport

Release Date: Mar 23, 2009

Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients from Nature

Release Date: Jun 30, 2009

Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics to Find Cause of Dorm Fire

Release Date: May 19, 2009

NCAA Expands March Madness to Include 4,096 Teams

Release Date: Mar 10, 2009

Attractive Girls Union Refuses to Enter Talks with Mike Greenman

Release Date: Nov 18, 2008

Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast of Maine

Release Date: Nov 2, 2008

Aunts and Stepdads Line Up for This Year's Hottest Gift: The Electric Tea Kettle

Release Date: Dec 16, 2008

12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer to Give Women Breast Exams

Release Date: Oct 12, 2008

Hurricane Bound for Texas Slowed by Large Land Mass to the South

Release Date: Aug 26, 2008

Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy by Moving to Remote Village

Release Date: Aug 11, 2009

Courageous Man Refuses to Believe He Has Cancer

Release Date: Feb 19, 2009

Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall of All U.S. Dollars

Release Date: Apr 16, 2009

NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions

Release Date: Sep 8, 2009

Congresswoman Says Botched Plastic Surgery Most Important Issue Facing U.S.

Release Date: Jul 30, 2009

Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night

Release Date: May 20, 2010

Cindy McCain Claims She's 'Just Like Any Other Female Human'

Release Date: Oct 25, 2008

Bird Hunted to Near Extinction Due to Infuriating 'F*** You' Call

Release Date: Oct 26, 2010

Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move in Together'

Release Date: Jun 2, 2009

Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases when Computer User is Drunk

Release Date: Feb 9, 2010

Joad Cressbeckler Fears Genetic Modification Causes 'Wrath-Minded Taters'

Release Date: Nov 9, 2010

Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend from Africa

Release Date: Jul 20, 2010

Voting Machines Elect One of Their Own as President

Release Date: Nov 4, 2008

Red Sox Announce Plans to Return Fenway to Original 1912 Conditions

Release Date: Apr 1, 2010

Rep. Seeks Retroactive Immunity for Anyone Who Hit on First Lady Last Night

Release Date: Jan 28, 2010

Obama Axes Pentagon Plan to Build Billion Dollar Tank in Shape of Dragon

Release Date: Jul 14, 2009

Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications for Turkey Pardon

Release Date: Nov 23, 2010

White House Press Secretary Spins Wife's Tragic Death as a Positive

Release Date: Mar 20, 2008

U.S. Finally Gets Around to Closing Last WWII Internment Camp

Release Date: Jun 12, 2008

Today Now! Host Tracy Gill Recommends New Tracy Gill Biography

Release Date: Mar 27, 2008

Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful to Monkeys

Release Date: Jul 17, 2007

Americans Enjoying Thanksgiving Tradition of Sitting Around at Airport

Release Date: Nov 20, 2007

Age-Progression Technology Indicates Missing Child a Prostitute by Now

Release Date: Apr 24, 2008

In the Know: America Braces for New Wayans Brothers Movie

Release Date: Jun 7, 2007

Hungry FDA Official Orders Massive Pot Pie Recall

Release Date: Apr 3, 2008

FCC Okays Nudity on TV If It's Alyson Hannigan

Release Date: Mar 4, 2008

Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda with Patriotic New Song 'Bomb New York'

Release Date: Oct 2, 2007

Being a Detective Who Talks to Ghosts Not as Exciting as It Looks on TV

Release Date: May 24, 2007

Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Miraculously Hits Passerby Instead

Release Date: Aug 28, 2007