Director
John Blanchard
DIRECTOR
Paul Flaherty
John Bell
George Bloomfield
Jim Drake
Don McCutcheon
Writer
Dick Blasucci
WRITER
Bob Dolman
David Flaherty
Joe Flaherty
Eugene Levy
Andrea Martin
John McAndrew
Martin Short
Michael Short
John Hemphill
Andrew Alexander
Bernard Sahlins
Doug Steckler
Valri Bromfield
Judith Kahan
Catherine O'Hara
Dave Thomas
Stars (in credits order)
Guy Caballero
Various
Happy Marsden
Tony Daniels
Extra
Mike the Bartender
Clotta White - Special Guest
Mary Charlotte Wilcox
Idella Voudry
Bob Hope
Ron James
Jayne Eastwood
Greta Kubler Cooke
Kathleen Laskey
Girlfriend
The Pittsburgh Midget
John Candy
Various - Special Guest
Charles Palmer
Frank Bailey
Nancy Dolman
Florissa
Joe Grifasi
Tommy Lasorda as The Artful Dodger
Debra McGrath
McConnachie
Patrick Sinclair
Orphanage Master
Don Lamont
Fred Willard
Fred Winston
Jefferson Mappin
Blackie
Alternate Guy Caballero
Jack Newman
Native Chief
Heather Smith
Gerta
Bruce Pirrie
Blake Campbell
Marc O'Hara
Otis Fluker (uncredited)
Jessica Steen
College Student (uncredited)
Roberta Weiss
John Corbett
Panhandler (uncredited)
Astrid Falconi
Woman in Audience (uncredited)
William B. Davis
Man On The Phone (uncredited)
Andrew Sabiston
High School Kid (uncredited)
Jim Chad
Reporter (uncredited)
